February 2012
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cedarandmarigolds:
ask-carcinogeneticist:
GODDAMMIT, EQUIUS. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
I didn’t even know human beings could make the sort of sound that just came out of me.
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Carnival
Dim the lights and let’s have ourselves a show Watch me dance on an empty stage Pull me up on a wire, dangling above the crowd Hang me like a thief above the sharks
Pull my strings and make me perform And my payment is a loaded pistol
Taunt me to the tightrope ledge Make me walk across alone It’s the big top, baby, and I’m the star Motherfucking carnival needed a clown
Paint...
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uberhotmen answered your question: So.
thumbelina
EXCELLENT. YES. THIS ONE IS GOOD THANK YOU.
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“You like someone who can’t like you back because unrequited love can be survived...”
– Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green (via m4g3)
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powerlesbian:
today i learned that our domesticated talking birds that get loose are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call
can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE
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Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe.
The Internet: *you're
Linguists: *you a
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And now the entire conversation has devolved into...
Conor: My favourite kind is Swiss.
Henry: Hey, the more holes the better.
Tchy: Oh my god, shut UP.
BACAWWWWWWWWWW!!!
rhamphotheca:
CAWWWWW.
#caw #caw #caw #caw #caw #caw #caw caw caw
Ladies and gentlefolk, if Davesprite had a Tumblr.
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Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
bramblepatch:
the-screaming-moist:
scifiromancemachine:
dokidokistrider:
gamzeelaughingalonewithfaygo:
gamzeeluaghing alone wiwithfaho
why did i hit the space button
dokidokisyrider
scifiromancemachine
Lemme see if I can go for all three
Challenge mode
dokidokimakinlove
sh1n1doesarchie
OH YEAH
the-screaming-moist
bramblepatch
…was that supposed to be difficult?
...
you know you’re serious about being depressed when you change the smiley face in your blogtitle to a frowny face
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It is not okay for you to reblog or respond to...
why the FUCK do I bother
why do I bother doing ANYTHING
what the fuck is WRONG with me why do I think I can change anybody’s mind.
FUCK THEM ALL.
FUCK ALL OF THEM.
JUST
FUCKING
I QUIT. I FUCKING QUIT LIFE.
Life can go fucking suck it, I don’t fucking care anymore. Do whatever the FUCK you want, and innocent men will still go to jail, men will still be murdered and raped and no...
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You are the last thing you drew:
mr-radical:
thattrollwiththehorns:
jacio9:
I’m Eridan slouching in a chair contemplating Feferi’s rejection.
Weeell shit.
I’m a barcode. Great.
……………………………………………….
………………….
…
I’m a dog.
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cedarandmarigolds:
peanutbutterandjamzee:
i accidentally ate seven creme eggs
oh dear
Note to self - never buy Alex a carton of creme eggs again.
eight.
oh dear.
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What is your battle cry? →
tchy:
loch-ness-hamster:
cleverest-title:
thainecryingalonewithdeadalan:
sassygaydavestridersbuttmpreg:
hussieslips:
deathclaw:
charlisheen:
Zang! Who is that, stalking over the hotel lobby! It is Charli, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a gutteral grunt, her voice cometh:
“I’m going to pound you until you pee fire!!!”
perfect
Striding along the mountains,...
i accidentally ate seven creme eggs
oh dear
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waterloggedtomorrow replied to your post: why am i listening to icp why am i enjoying it …
Because mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClEs, BrO.
oH,
tHAT MUST BE IT,
tHANKS, gAMZEE,
}:o)
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bsk239 replied to your post: bsk239 replied to your post: why am i listening to…
that is the most hilarious review of ICP I have ever heard. PROCEED.
*salutes* Thanks for the vote of confidence!
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bsk239 replied to your post: why am i listening to icp why am i enjoying it …
ironically right people only listen to it ironically right this this can’t be a thing
… sorry. my love for them is actually totally legit.
THEY ARE JUST SUCH CUTIES I CAN’T HELP IT I WANT THEM TO BE MY UNCLES
why am i listening to icp
why am i enjoying it
why have i been doing this for the last half hour
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wonderbecky replied to your post: wonderbecky replied to your post: may end up…
Yes sorry I realized that I should have added a more sensitive end to this comment but it was kind of a knee-jerk reaction. I like all of the feelings you always have about words.
<3 Aww you are great. I love you and your face and your speech patterns are beautiful.
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wonderbecky replied to your post: may end up having to unfollow someone because of…
HAHAHA
I am not sure why that’s funny but okay?
may end up having to unfollow someone because of their speech patterns
): bad linguist.
PSA to the men who have been objectifying my...
tchy:
do not hit on people who are uncomfortable with your presence
just don’t
stop objectifying women
and learn some goddamn respect
punching people in the face is frowned upon in most societies but if you don’t stop triggering her with your creepy, entitled, and thoroughly unwanted advances, so help me god I will make you stop.
Tchy’s girlfriend is a NICE LADY who doesn’t...
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tchy asked: The Lion King!
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sententiola replied to your post: The Hunchback of Nostradamus.
The lunch-pack of Nosferatu. The knapsack of hot pyjamas. Er… The Cumberbatch of Navarone. … Stop me, please.
Never stop.
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Catapultam Habeo: Why The "Wage Gap" Simply Isn't... →
permutationofninjas:
zooms-on-booms:
permutationofninjas:
topmetesla:
permutationofninjas:
topmetesla:
permutationofninjas:
topmetesla:
77825225672443:
I love it when people think erasing their privilege is actually a Good Thing and should be rewarded. ‘Cause then they get to talk over actual marginalized people.
I love how this has actually become a rewarded thing.
Wow.
What...
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Post a musical in my ask box and I'll tell you... →
der-erlkoenig:
This sounds fantastic.
:D
Challenge to vegans
fracturedrefuge:
stfuconfederates:
deaf-aspie:
violetbelle:
deaf-aspie:
violetbelle:
deaf-aspie:
Make me a vegan diet plan for 2 weeks. And if I like it, I’ll actually try it.
But it’s not so simple. See, I’m poor. And by poor, I mean, your meal plan can’t cost me more than $30 for 2 weeks (and I mean not a cent more).
And I live in the northeast by the great lakes. This means...
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tchy replied to your post: Just read through some of…
WHAT that opinion is a LIE giant eyes are the biological definition of adorable that is why we think baby animals are cute. Also you are my puppy and you are beautiful in all ways okay yes.
but this person said giant eyes looked like a doll waiting to kill you in your sleep
which
noooooooo i am cute and i have giant puppydog eyes
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Just read through some of “the-unpopular-opinions”…
Someone said that a person with giant eyes was creepy-looking.
I am going to go be sad for a while now.
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tchy replied to your post: tchy replied to your photo: nuditea: [IN A DREAM…
True fax.
*smooches*
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tchy replied to your photo: nuditea: [IN A DREAM YOU SAW A WAY TO SURVIVE…
Damn it Alex. xD
You adore me.
This is just to say that misandry really sucks.
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cedarandmarigolds replied to your post: Got no time for dumbasses today. Don’t like it?…
Still, wonderful handling of the douche (and anyway wouldn’t gayspeak be a subset of queerspeak and not vice versa), and
i just want everyone to go far away